THIS TEDDY BEAR THINKS HUMANITY IS UNBEARABLE, SO HE PREFERS TO KEEP TO HIMSELF. HE DOESN'T GO BIG, HE GOES HOME (AND STAYS THERE AS LNG AS HE POSSIBLE CAN) hE'S THE PERFECT GIFT FOR ANY HOMEBODY WHO JUST WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE.
PUNCHKINS ARE A LINE OF GIFTABLE, COLLECTIBLE PLUSHIES THAT SPEAK YOUR MIND WITH A PUN-TASTIC PUNCHLINE. THEY'RE A PREMIUM FEELING PICK-ME-UP, GET-WELL PRESENT,SWAP GIFT OR FINISHING TOUCH FOR THE FAMILY COFFEE TABLE. WHILE PUNCHKINS MAY FEEL LIKE THE PLUSHIES YOU HELD AS A CHILD, THAT'S WHERE THE SIMILARITIES END. THEIR THEMES RANGE FROM FUN AND LIGHTHEARTED TO MISCHIEVOUS ADULT CONTENT (AND EVERYWHERE IN BETWEEN).
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