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115 X 160 MM
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PAIRED WITH KRAFT ENVELOPE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. IT'S ALL FUCKING DOWNHILL FROM HERE.
NAUGHTY RUDE IRREVERENT FUNNY AND WICKED DEFAMATIONS GREETING CARDS WILL DELIGHT DEMEAN AND DEFAME EVEN THE MOST PRUDISH OF PEOPLE. TAKE THE PISS OUT OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY WITH AUSTRALIA'S MOST AMUSING FUCKING GREETING CARDS. THERE'S A CARD FROM EVERY OCCASION. PRINTED IN AUSTRALIA USING FSC CERTIFIED STOCK WHICH MEANS ALL OUR CARDS ARE ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY. LA DE DA OR WHAT! FSC IS ALSO THE ONLY FOREST CERTIFICATION SYSTEM THAT REQUIRES CONSULTATION WITH LOCAL INDIGENOUS PEOPLES TO PROTECT THEIR RIGHTS WHICH IS PRECISELY HOW IT SHOULD BE. FOR THE RECORD DEFAMATIONS HATE PEOPLE WHO HUNT WILD ANIMALS FOR TROPHIES ARE RACIST AND SHOW NO REGARD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.
$6.95
Taxes included.
BLANK INSIDE
PAIRED WITH KRAFT ENVELOPE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. IT'S ALL FUCKING DOWNHILL FROM HERE.
NAUGHTY RUDE IRREVERENT FUNNY AND WICKED DEFAMATIONS GREETING CARDS WILL DELIGHT DEMEAN AND DEFAME EVEN THE MOST PRUDISH OF PEOPLE. TAKE THE PISS OUT OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY WITH AUSTRALIA'S MOST AMUSING FUCKING GREETING CARDS. THERE'S A CARD FROM EVERY OCCASION. PRINTED IN AUSTRALIA USING FSC CERTIFIED STOCK WHICH MEANS ALL OUR CARDS ARE ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY. LA DE DA OR WHAT! FSC IS ALSO THE ONLY FOREST CERTIFICATION SYSTEM THAT REQUIRES CONSULTATION WITH LOCAL INDIGENOUS PEOPLES TO PROTECT THEIR RIGHTS WHICH IS PRECISELY HOW IT SHOULD BE. FOR THE RECORD DEFAMATIONS HATE PEOPLE WHO HUNT WILD ANIMALS FOR TROPHIES ARE RACIST AND SHOW NO REGARD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT.
CARE & MAINTENANCE
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